Dear Alcohol...
Dear Alcohol, Where should I start? Our love was that of a classic toxic love story... Girl meets boy, girl likes boy, girl spends time with boy, girl experiments with boy, girl begins to feel dependent on boy, girl looses part of her identity to boy, boy breaks girl's heart, girl comes back for more, boy promises to make things better, girl is naive, boy breaks girl's heart, girl is lost, boy breaks girl's heart, girl is broken, boy breaks girl's heart, ...and then girl is l
Wear Your Flaws Like a Crown
Sitting at a little family-run pizza joint on a first date (from Tinder of course), he asked me the question that most men asked me on the first date. After the initial 'We should get a drink sometime' suggestion came up, I always politely responded with something along the lines of "I don't drink, but we can figure something else out." At this point in the conversation one of 3 things usually happened... 1. Ghosted 2. "Are you pregnant?" 3. "Sooooo, should we get like, coff
